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departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

(via orgasmic-humor)






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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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kastland:

parenting

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ethanwearsprada:

tumblr.

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heroineheroine:

bishopmyles:

KNFgdfjklhn;

😩😩😂😂😂😂

heroineheroine:

bishopmyles:

KNFgdfjklhn;

😩😩😂😂😂😂

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cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

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snatchedweaves:

no money no family 16 in the middle of miami 

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sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

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snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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anaharath:

kieramelkisses:

butifloveisagame:

reblogging this again because Channing is actually so fucking funny

He’s truly an inspiration

I love him omg.

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peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud

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teenageiconophile:

*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*

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