Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?
sodamnrelatable:
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.

(Source: marianacota, via foreveranidiot)
commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
(via lolhomeworkmyass)
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